I Dig Your Bike

You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” You mean while I’m sleeping in it? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Say what? Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute.

Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!

I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! With gusto.

How much did you make me? So, how ’bout them Knicks? Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.